Oh yeah…I AM MomSexy

Better late than never, right? To help celebrate The Mommyologist‘s blogoversary, I give you…GEN X MAMA’S MOM SEXY!

Spring in Central New York is a wonderful time of year. After MONTHS of being cooped up in freezing cold weather with snow covering the land, mother nature rewards us with mild temperatures and sunny skies. You can feel the excitement in the air. Everyone has an extra spring in their step.

So, picture this: It’s a sunny, warm spring day. Temps are in the low 60’s. There is a slight breeze that blows the light, fresh scent of blooming flowers everywhere you go. I have just gotten my hair done (BTW, see Amy at Encore in North Syracuse, she is fabulous!), which always makes me feel amazing. I’ve got my nice ass jeans on, classy top and accessories and am fully makeup’d. Yeah, I am feeling Mom Sexy and fabulous! Grab my shades, roll down the windows and off I go. It’s just me in the car. This is rare! And as I am cruising down the road, with my windows open, my XM 80’s station starts playing one of my FAVORITE songs, Jessie’s Girl by Rick Springfield. OH. MY. G-D. I LOVE THIS SONG! I crank it way, way, all the way up. I am bouncing around in my seat, singing the lyrics at the top of my lungs, loving life! Then I stop at a light, still beboping along, feeling fine, when all of a sudden, I hear laughing and jeering to my left. YUP! Two teenagers are in the next lane, laughing their asses off at me. I smile, but before I can say anything to rebuff their snickering, the light turns green and the teenage boy in the passenger seat yells out “Bye MOM!” and peels out. How did they guess my mom status? Because I was gettin down to Ricki in my mom mobile. Yup, my minivan. But hey, it’s all good! I love being a minivan mama! I personally think they were just jealous of my spacious interior and the fact that I can easily drive around the high school’s varsity football team. Did I feel foolish? Hell no! That’s because I am Mom Sexy. I rock in my mom mobile. I can cart kids, groceries, hell, even sheetrock, in this bad girl. Oh yeah, she is my baby. Those of us Mom’s that drive Mom Mobile’s know how much we rock. Toyota even made a video to document how awesome I am:

So, as you can see, I am totally Mom Sexy in my minivan. Even when I am cruising down the road with a 2 yr old screaming “GET OUT! GET ME OUT!”, a 10 year old yelling “SHUT UP! YOU ARE SUCH A DORK!”  and a 7 year old yelling back “I know you are, but what am I?” CONSTANTLY…ALL SCREAMING…NOT. F*%&ING. STOPPING. FOR. ONE. BLESSED. MINUTE…yeah, I am still Mom Sexy.

I mean, don’t get me wrong, I don’t mean to be conceded or anything, but yeah…I’m a big deal. I get this reaction often:

Ahhh, so many men, so little time. Oh wait, I’m married. Never mind.

I rock it though. Driving to class, the grocery store, the kid’s school, anywhere. My Mom Sexy is all around town.

So, as you can see, just because I cruise around in a minivan, I am still TOTALLY MOM SEXY!